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"I just think that people are so weird about nudity and the human body. Sex is not bad, naked bodies..."

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:35:36 -0400

“I just think that people are so weird about nudity and the human body. Sex is not bad, naked bodies are not bad and naked bodies don’t always have to be connected to sex.”

- Emily Browning (via chubby-bunnies)

ellaamelia: Story of my life

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:35:16 -0400

ellaamelia:

Story of my life

iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise: Will Smith embarrassing Jaden...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:51:54 -0400

iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

ayanisaway: what my wedding vows will sound like tbh

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:51:48 -0400

ayanisaway:

what my wedding vows will sound like tbh

tiredtalk: disgustinghuman: Scientist takes off clothes to go...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:51:44 -0400

tiredtalk:

disgustinghuman:

Scientist takes off clothes to go swimming with belugas. In the wild they will not interact with people wearing clothes.

me either

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prehate: desperatemonkeys: feliidaesabers: veeoneeye: If I...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:51:36 -0400

prehate:

desperatemonkeys:

feliidaesabers:

veeoneeye:

If I was a female, this post would just be the best.

I can’t breathe

I’m a dude and this belongs on my tumblr haha

Ahaha omg

thatisntchanel: i just spit everywhere from chokin on my...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:51:32 -0400

thatisntchanel:

i just spit everywhere from chokin on my laughter

chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom went to have...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:50:14 -0400

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING

surrealismic: The Ship, circa 1943 by Salvador Dali

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:46:36 -0400

surrealismic:

The Ship, circa 1943 by Salvador Dali

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graceebooks: we as a culture really intensely need to get over this idea that having positive...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:51:03 -0400

graceebooks:

we as a culture really intensely need to get over this idea that having positive feelings about yourself is a negative character trait

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obeseblackguy: do she got a booty

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:34:38 -0400

obeseblackguy:

do she got a booty

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socialismartnature: IMPORTANT UPDATE: The felony charges...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:24:29 -0400

socialismartnature:

IMPORTANT UPDATE: The felony charges against the Malcolm X Grassroots Movement Cop Watcher arrested with two Justice Committee Cop Watchers at the Kimani Gray Vigil on 3/13 were DROPPED today! A few misdemeanor and violation charges against all three remain. More updates to come. #CopWatchIsLegal!